2016-08-12
据消息称，长开球员Kevin McDermott和明尼苏达维京人队同意签下一份4年400万美元的合同，续约至2020年。
以下来自网友们留言：
[–]PackersEconomy_Cactus 671 points 2 days ago
I was looking at that like "wow, 4 Million that's peanuts"
Then I realized how much money that actually is and that I don't even turn my A/C on because it's too much money.
刚开始我看到这个消息的时候我觉得，“唉，400万这算什么”转念一想我马上认识到了这其实是很大的一笔钱…而我连空调都开不起…
[–]Cowboysxmascrackbaby 144 points 2 days ago
Then you think about how little they have to do compared to full time starters and how much injury risk is mitigated, while still being able to say they play in the NFL. Suddenly, you realize this guy is winning at life.
“…然后你想到了，长开球员和一般主力相比要做的事情很少，也很少会出现伤病，然而他们还可以自称NFL球员。突然间，你意识到了这哥们真是人生赢家啊。”
[–]VikingsSirDiego 87 points 2 days ago，"Oh, you're an NFL player? Wow! What position do you play?" "I'm on special teams..."
“哦，你是NFL球员？哇塞你打什么位置吖？”“我是打特勤组的…”
[–]49ersTheTyrannyofEvilMen 78 points 1 day ago
"Bro that's some really trickled down banging"
“哥们，那真的是捡人家剩下的啊”
[–]SeahawksIWillBeFamousSomeDay 53 points 1 day ago
"I'm a millionaire."
“但我是个百万富翁哦”
[–]barrister24 21 points 1 day ago
That's the one boys
说到点子上了
[–]Mfiore000 5 points 1 day ago
Oh! So you are a kicker!
..........well.........
“哦，那你是个踢球员？”“这个嘛…”
[–]ChargersHurricaneHugo 17 points 2 days ago
Yeah he has like what, 12 snaps per game? If that
他一场也就用开12次球吧
[–]Bearsvanillawafah 33 points 1 day ago
I got to meet Clint Gresham about 2 years ago, former long snapper of the Seahawks. He was a really cool guy and very down to Earth and I have since enjoyed following him on Twitter.
He's like me, but plays in the NFL. Plus, he was introduced to me as "Super Bowl Winner Clint Gresham" which will always sound awesome.
Dude's a Free Agent right now, and even if he never plays again, he got to be on a Super Bowl winning team
“两年前我见过前海鹰长开球员Clint Gresham，他是个很平和很有亲和力的人，我也很喜欢follow他的推特。 他和我这个平常人很相似，唯一不同的是他在NFL工作。而且，他有一个“超级碗冠军Clint Gresham”的称号，而这听起来吊爆了。这哥们现在是个自由球员，就算他从此再也不在NFL打球，他也已经为一支超级碗球队打过球了。”
[–]doom32x 17 points 1 day ago*
I've said repeatedly, a woman is looking for a NFL player is best off going after long snappers, punters, and place kickers. They make enough money, they have decently long careers if they're any good, and less likely to deal with all of the physical/mental issues that come later.
“我一直这么说，追求NFL球员的女孩们最好去找长开球员，弃踢手和踢球员。他们能赚足够的钱，而且假如他们表现好的话能在联盟打拼很长时间，退役后他们也会面临更少的身体／精神问题。”
[–]ChiefsTheyCallMeBallin 27 points 1 day ago
Yeah they should totally turn down Tom Brady for a long snapper too, it would be in their best interest
“是啊，他们真的应该拒绝汤姆-布雷迪而选择一名长开球员，这真是对他们最好的选择呢。”
[–]Patriotsteremaster 11 points 1 day ago
Should've told Gisele that 5 years ago, she's stuck now.
“这话应该在5年前和吉赛尔说，现在真是晚了。”
[–]EaglesLumberjackWeezy 2 points 1 day ago
No ragrets
绝不悔后
[–]CowboysAikidi 1 point 1 day ago
I'm not sure Terry Bradshaws family is enjoying watching what he's going through, so maybe there's some wisdom in that.
“不知道特里-布莱德肖（Terry Bradshaws）的家人现在怎么想（注：67岁的钢人名宿四分卫布莱德肖已经出现了失忆症状）…你说的也许有道理。”
[–]Jetsdowork91 1 point 1 day ago
Id love to be an NFL punter for this reason
“所以我很想当一名NFL弃踢手。”
[–]PatriotsFuck-The-Modz 367 points 2 days ago
I mean it's only like .0625 Mozgovs
“话说，论工资，这才是0.0625个莫兹戈夫啊。”
[–]Patriotsgrnzftw 95 points 2 days ago
So the Massachusetts sales tax on Mozgov gets you a long snapper
“也就是说给莫兹戈夫上个马塞诸塞州消费税，就够签一个长开球员了。”
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